Get on my funbus, Iâll take you all for a ride
Iâll tell you about the Cubanâs eight-foot stride
Punch me harder, I didnât feel a thing
All the kids appreciate the joy I bring
Iâm always happy
Ever so happy
Thereâs no-one more happy
Iâm a comedy grandad
Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
All the same I think Iâll say it anyway
Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls
Iâm never happy
Never been happy
Itâs not in my contract
Iâve got two big keys and theyâre both dead big
Iâm a quality janitor
Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
And remember the five oâclock tea-time smell of the estate
Iâm always running
All knees and elbows
Got a stick with a spike on
Cartoon ducks laugh at me
Iâm a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore
Nobody loves me anymore
Nobody loves me anymore
Iâm the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
But nobody loves me anymore
- :
- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02