Hank Green & the Perfect Strangers i d rather

Have you ever wondered what it would be like
To be exposed to the vacuum of space
The saliva boiling on your toung
And your eyes poppin' out of your face
And the air rushes out of your lungs
And your alveoli start to rupture and bleed
well that's about 90 of how I felt
when you did what you did to me
so I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement,
or eat a dozen tires,
or maybe only ever eat wet cat food the for rest of my life.
no I don't think we'll get together again
no I don't think we can still be friends
because there's so much I'd rather do than spend another day with you
I'm getting this really strong vibe
that you never gave a damn about me,
and that's why you think it's no big deal
for you to come around and see me.
but that's not how I feel about you, in fact I never want to see you at all
so I think I'll injected gasoline in my eye and then hold A lighter to my eyeball.
so I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement,
or eat a dozen tires,
will put everything that I love in a pile and set it all on fire
no I don't think we'll get together again
no I don't think we can still be friends
because there's so much I'd rather do than spend another day with you
feed my hand to a guinea pig, swallow an entire life bass
reenact the scene from die hard where Bruce walks around in the glass.
call up my mom and tell her she sucks or drink a gallon of my own pee.
Pay a group of skinheads 25 bucks to really beat the shit out of me
so I'd rather swim through a puddle of excrement,
or eat a dozen tires,
or maybe only ever eat wet cat food for the whole rest of my life
no I don't think we'll get together again
no I don't think we can still be friends
because there's so much I'd rather do than spend another day with, spend another minute with, spend another second with you