Is what the ladies say
Don't know what all that means but it sounds hella sweet
Met a speed freak at ball of the back of the whiskey
Voice Janice Joplin, body Jamie Presley
With a hot miniskirt, white pumps, and a synthetic grin
Vial of gin
Gold tin
Went with the leather skin
I came to the boar
I said it before
I won't let her bat Acne Wallaby no more Excuse me love, don't mean to talk outta place
But do mind mind to put this brown paper bag over your face
No no no it's not you, your face girl I love it
It's just I have a fettish for fucking a fandango puppet
Anyways, you'll love it
The way I flip it
With my Shallow Hal's syndrome you'll look cool in a minute
So good girl, baby doll come holla
Cause Chachi is the caca
You dirt cock sucka
(Mickey Avalon)
Listen
King pin every division
The kid that got you lookin for ya bitch at intermission
Had my key in the ignition
But the engine wasn't kickin'
So I had to get it started with a swift run to the kisses
It's a shame that, the same damn thing keeping me alive gon' bury me
Waiting in line for charity
Little kids stop and stare at me
I'm causing riots on the sunset strip
Gonna pause for intermission but I ain't done yet
Mama said there'd be days like this
Then she jumped on the back of her bike and changed her zip
The faded kid
With an epilated twitch
Shake the shit out my bitch
So I won't close my fist
Don't trip
Simple and plain
Ain't never met nobody that remembers my name
(One-Take-Jake)
Smooth stick shinobi, Ninja pussy fucker
Soley for your dog I put my dick in peanut butter
Camera flicker shutters tryna capture my stills
While I was poppin pills
Up in the Hollywood hills
I'm a bad man
Dick wrapped in saran
Getting' head from the clan
Inside a kidnapper van
Swing hats with all types
Got some rainbow cat
Plays a sax
In a fake Cadillac
With a bat
In the back
Of a hooker tryna get on my team
Wide mouth
Tryout
Train cock full steam
It's One-Take-Jake
Pumpin' white snake
On a prison break
My father's favorite mistake
Glasses of
Bassesup
I'ma blow my advance
So I can blow in advance
And there'll be blow in my glance
Bisquick
Put it all on my dick
Now there's piggies in the blanket at the picnic
(Dirt Nast)
Como Estas
Hold my balls bitch
I got flows that require a tampon
To absorb the blood that flows from a falcon
Burn rubber
Elron Hubber
Gay 8 aliens, scientific lover
Wonderbread chomper
Weekend retreater
Helicopter pad house in Brasita
My spouse is a cheater
When I'm passed out, her mouth's on another wiener
And yeah head matters
'cause it sucks when your wife's fucking Ned Flanders
Got my dick sucked
By the taco truck
Hot sauce on my nuts
And a lime in my butt
Do you remember
When you dismembered
My member
In November
Or was it December?
Fuck the winter