THE SHIVA BOWL SHUFFLE!
I'm a lawyer get the fortune 500 out of trouble, but now I'm here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle.
Kevin tries to win the Shiva Bowl but can't crack it, and he's in a lower tax bracket.
I'm the best and you're the worst. And if you need any proof this was Kevin's verse
Ruxin's number one, its true you can't stop him, meet the rest of my team. Pete top, Kevin bottom.
(Maurice Jones-Drew)
I'm MJD, Ruxin's first pick in the draft.
He went with me and we kicked all your ass.
(Brent Grimes)
Brent Grimes here with the Falcons D.
Even Ruxin's winning with my 5 INTs.
(Sidney Rice)
I'm Sidney Rice, I'm hip to the IR,
but won Ruxin his season with my late season charge.
We're Ruxin's team, winning every scuffle.
And now we're here to do the Shiva Bowl Shuffle.
Ruxin's better than you, he hates to burst your bubble,
and that's why we're doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle.
(Ruxin)
Shiva. Kamini. Soma Kandarkram.
Shiva. Kamini. Soma Kandarkram.
I played my lineups like a violin.
Even got me a bye week TD from Ted Ginn.
(Sidney Rice)
He's the Lombardi of the league, Ruxin's military squared.
He's like Jimmie Johnson with thinning hair.
(Brent Grimes)
Ruxin's dropping the knowledge and the league is his classroom.
(Ruxin)
Other guys' fantasy mags have all been in the bathroom.
(Maurice Jones-Drew)
Ruxin won the league here in Chi-Town and he's the biggest dick around.
(Ruxin)
Got the biggest dick. GOT. Can you just try one that way, please?
(Maurice Jones-Drew)
Nah, I'm cool.
(Brett Grimes)
Ruxin drafted us and was victorious. But with an eight team league so he's king of the short bus.
(Maurice Jones-Drew)
Ruxin crushed his friends made them all look silly but it's an eight team league so they're all losers really.
(Sidney Rice)
We gave Ruxin all our yards and TDs.
Now we're doing this song for charity.
(Maurice Jones-Drew)
What charity is this anyway? I thought we were doing this for the environment.
(Ruxin)
Oh yeah. Its definitely gonna make the world a better place.
(Brent Grimes)
What about Alicia Keys?
(Ruxin)
Oh, she's coming...
He likes fine wine and risotto with truffles, and now he's doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle.
He's the league champion with George Clooney stubble, and we're all doing the Shiva Bowl Shuffle!