Red Sovine
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Colorado Cool-Aid
I was in this beer joint down in Houston Texas. Been drinking Colorado Cool-aid and talking to some Mexicans. And we was⦠Huh? Whatâs that you say? Whatâs Colorado Cool-aid? Well itâs a can of Coors. Brewed from a mountain stream.
Why itâll set your head on fire and make your kidneys scream Oh it sure is fine.
Yeah and we was having ourselves what you call one of them real good times.
But you know every beer joint that youâve ever been in some big mean drunk who just ainât got no friends sure enough wants to fight. Yup, heâs gonna whoop everything in sight. Well sir he took him a big cold swaller of beer and walked over and spit it in my Mexicanâs friendâs ear. Well sure enough that made my buddy real mad cause that like something like he ainât never had. Well sir he pulled out a big long switchblade knife and quick as a whistle he began to slice. And that big mean drunk stood back his face full of tears looking down at the floor at one of his ears. Huh well he cut that thing off even with sideburn. Well now you might say that little old Mexican fella just didnât give a darn. But he was a gentleman about it. He bent over with a half way grin pick it up and handed it back to him. Well now big man you get the urge to spit a little beer, just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear. There wonât be no trouble that way. Thatâs what I heard him say. And I said barmaid, set us up a round of that Colorado Cool-Aid. And while your up there, bring this fella a box of Band-aids. Now let me tell ya, if you ever riding down in south Texas and you decide to stop and drink some Colorado Cool-Aid and maybe talk to some Mexicans and you get the urge to get a little tough let me tell ya you better make damn sure you have your knife-proof earmuffs. Hey ainât that right big man? I said ainât that right big man? Oh hell he canât hear, not on this side anyway he ainât got no ear. Hey Barmaid bring us a big glass of that Colorado Cool-Aid. How about it, how you doing big man. You still got your ear in your hand hee, hee, hee.
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