I can't seem to shake you loose no matter what I do-- I even try to run from you, but you just think that it's cute. I even slashed your tires once, and spent the night in jail; and I thought I saw the last of you-- but you paid my bail.
(CHORUS) Well I guess you're really up on me, but I'm feeling down. Why even the birds seem to sing the blues whenever you're around.
They say there's a place where lovers go, well I wish you'd go and stay, the sooner you leave the better; hurry, don't delay! I'm sure there's someone right for you if you'd take a look around. Why not try a single's bar, or check the local pound?
(CHORUS)
No I can't seem to shake you loose no matter what I do-- I've even tried to run from you, and you just think it's cute. But I've got one last card up my sleeve-- and I'm sure the magic trick: This is the worse song I ever wrote, and I hope it makes you sick!
(CHORUS)