Stanley Stupid yo mi abuelo soy

Stanley Stupid
The Stupid Family
I Am Grandfather
Many years ago at the age of twenty-three,
I married a widow who was pretty, and I already You see.
I had a daughter with unique hair,
whom my father fell in love with and went to marry.
My father then was my son-in-law, what an outrage,
Well, my stepdaughter was my mother like dad's wife.
And to make it all worse, although I was happy,
I had a little son who looked like me.
My little one was the dad's brother-in-law,
and so he was my uncle, I couldn't take it anymore.
Well if he was my uncle he was also the brother
of the daughter of the widow, my stepmother, what a case.
I am my grandfather
I am my grandfather
It's funny, I know, but this is how it is:
¡ I am my grandfather!
Dad's wife, in turn, had a baby,
who was my grandson because he is the son of who he is.
My wife is my father's mother. and it makes me feel bad,
because although she is my wife, she is my real grandmother.
And if my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandson,
and every time I think about it , I feel restless.
(This is the strangest thing seen until today)
And I am my grandmother's husband, I am my grandfather.
I am my grandfather
I am my grandfather
It's funny, I know, but this is how it is:
YOOO MY GRANDFATHER SOOOY!