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Beards!
Sheâs stretched out naked in front of me
With her finger to her lips
She beckons me to the bedroom
With a shake of her hips. She says
âbaby I want your lovinââ
As she takes me by the hand
âI want you to give it to me
The way that only a bearded man can.â And I say
Iâm not in the mood for makin love tonight
I donât wanna lay you down beneath that candle-light
I donât wanna draw you near and hold your body tight
Iâve only got one thing
One thing on my mind
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
For beards
She wraps her legs around me
And whispers in my ear
âI wanna feel every piece of you
Including your magnificent beardâ
She kisses my lips so tenderly
But I donât even care
Cos I canât seem to get my mind
Off of my facial hair, so I say
So sick of getting offered sex everywhere I turn
Beards are all I need, when will you ladies learn, that Iâm
Not in the mood for a little romance
Iâm not in the mood for the no pants dance
Not in the mood for strokinâ
For pink-bit pokinâ
Chocolate sauce, Intercourse
Oh no, no, no, no, no
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
Iâm in the mood
For beards
- :
- The Beard Album
- Ten Long Years, One Long Beard
- Beards Beards Beards
- Having a Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard
- Having a Beard Is the New Not Having a Beard (Bonus Track...
- Depthcharge 11
- Bluesfest 2013
- You Should Consider Having Sex With a Bearded Man
- Triple J: Like a Version, Volume 7
- Triple J - Like a Version 7
- Beards
- The Beards
- All the Bearded Ladies