I saw this giant taco
It let out a loud quif
It had a funky odor
Was it chicken or beef?
If I went inside the taco
What would I likely find?
Maybe some re-fried beans
Coming out from behind
I wondered if the taco had a lot of cheese
And if salsa comes out where it usually pees
Would the shell be crunchy
Or would it be soft and white
I guess I'll never know unless I take a bite
Show me your taco
Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco
Make that thing dance
This great juicy taco
Is much more than a snack
It's certainly much tastier than fries and a Big Mac
A man enjoys the taco
Much more than any girl
If she had to eat one
She'd probably want to hurl
A taco to a man is a tasty little dish
But you had better beware if the taco smells like fish
Don't call it a bearded clam or even a camel toe
Taco is it's name and it's best friend is Joe
Show me your taco
Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco
Make that thing dance
So hail to the taco
Bow down and give it praise
Maybe give it a little lick or
Just a long and loving gaze
Front taco or back taco
Each has its own appeal
The front has built in floss
When you finish the meal
Oh, taco, taco, you're funny when youdance
You make all the woodies bust right out their pants
I love it 'cause it's flexible
Even when it bends
Oh, big puffy taco you're my best friend
Show me your taco
Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco
Make that thing dance
Show me your taco
Hike up those pants
Shake that sweet taco
Make that thing dance

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