What manner of creature
Stands behind this counter
Man or machine is the big mystery
And with every transaction
Comes a sweet satisfaction
As I cement my place in history.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
It's just another sale
(Come on buy one you can't get enough)
To this comics-selling alpha male.
I could sell comics to a blind man
(A Wednesday warrior through and through)
And you'll buy everything I tell you to.
I sell comics baby.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
I sell comics baby
(Come on buy one you can't get enough)
Ooooooo......yeeeeaahh!
My fingers dance over
The cash register
You look so surprised
I leave your mouth agape
And it's not just cause
I make King Kong
Look like just another ape
But it's just another sale
(Come on buy one you can't get enough)
To this comics-selling alpha male.
I could sell comics to a blind man
(A Wednesday warrior through and through)
And you'll buy everything I tell you to.
I sell comics baby.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
I sell comics baby
(Come on buy one you can't get enough)
Ooooooo......yeeeeaahh!
(In WWII the allies kicked nazi ass and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein
just like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign)
I could sell comics to a blind man
(A Wednesday warrior through and through)
And you'll buy everything I tell you to.
I sell comics baby.
(Come on buy one you can have any one)
I sell comics baby
(Come on buy one you can't get enough)
Ooooooo......yeeeeaahh!

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