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…The chair!
The chair? the chair: global vision of the object.
Generally made of wood, steamed beech, walnut in the best cases, sometimes wicker, extreme case, not global.
The chair is used for sitting and if made of wicker it clashes with pressure of obese, heavy asses, always sitting: phenomenology of the object.
Yes, but who sits?
Here the matter becomes more difficult and requires more analysis? profound in the light of which a truth emerges? disconcerting: whoever has a chair sits.
Who doesn't have one?
Who doesn't have one? forced to stand. Can we deduce from this that the chair inevitably operates in humanity? a small division.
But who has the chair? kind and gives it to whom? standing?
No! Whoever has a chair keeps it and sits comfortably in it.
So what does "Please take a seat" represent to us?
Does "Please take a seat"? a way of saying, elegant and democratic, which points out the differences but with kindness. Would it be better to replace it with "Please stand", equally polite for? more? true!
Do I have the chair for? I'm standing.
No, I'm sorry about this case, isn't it? expected!
How not? expected? Try to predict it why? I'm someone standing with a chair.
Well, then let's say that subjectively you're one of those who stand, but objectively…

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