There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser castle!
A million ways to fail!
You can fall on spikes or drown in some lava,
ride skull trains that derail!
There's a million ways to die inside a Bowser castle!
By Thwomp or Rocky Wrench!
Rebounding Koopa shell! A magic spell! A lift that fell! Conveyor belt!
A pipe above a Muncher-filled trench!
You might get crushed or burned or hit with a fish!
You may get squashed or bitten by a Boo!
You may be Hammered, bro, or greeted by five hundred Lakitu!
You may slip on ice, be shot in the face,
or simply sprung off a ledge in mid-jump!
Despite how hard you may try,
it's sure that you'll die!
From blocks and from Bills and a Blooper that flies!
That's why a
Million ways to die reside in Bowser's Castle!
Like saws and fire chains!
A walking bomb! A stack of towering Dry Bones!
That time you went insane!
And every trap you find inside of any Bowser castle
creates a lethal maze!
Beware this Super Star, this Koopa Car, this bratty baby Troopa czar!
It's quite the fiendish hastle to
survive in Bowser's castle due
to every castle's killing you a mill-ion ways!
WHO IS MAKING THESE LEVELS?!

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