All men are freaks
Ma, it's a burden every woman shares
As she travels down life's roads
She dreams of meeting her charming prince
But all she meets are toads.
It's been true since the dawn of time
From the Romans to the Greeks
Honey, face it, all men are freaks
Sweetheart face it all men are freaks
I've had my share of men before
Yeah, I've been in many beds
I've felt their lumpy bodies, girl
And I've rubbed on their bald heads
They have things hangin' off of them
They have hair on all their cheeks
Sister, you said it, all men are freaks
Find kindness in your female heart
No need to act superior
Men need lots of therapy
'Cause they were born inferior
So feel a little charity
For every tom and dick and Kenny
And somehow overlook their faults
Of which they all have many
It's a burden every woman shares
Be she mother, wife or friend
Mother, wife or friend!
The man she loves is no great prize
But still she must pretend
All she must feed his ego every day
And hear the babble he speaks
Sisters, let's face it, all men are freaks!
F to the R E K S
Oh, gotta love your freak
I love my freaky, freak
Oh, go find your freak
I would if I only could see
Oh, we'll go find your freak
Gotta find my/find my freak
Oh, gotta save my
Oh, gonna save my
Oh, my beautiful freak

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