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I donât know if youâre aware
but your kids suck ass
If you need someone to whip âem then,
ha⦠just ask âcause
They ainât as perfect
as you say they is.
They ainât perfect at all.
Youâre raising Bebeâs kids.
Iâm sorry. I donât know you.
I donât mean to get pissy
but you need to discipline
your bratty kids, you hippy.
Like câmere you little jerk.
Taste the back of my palm!
But you ainât my daddy!
Nah! But Iâm doing your mom!
Now I know you think theyâre angels,
but theyâre driving me insane.
Iâll punch a baby in the face
just for cryinâ on a plane.
Cause I donât mess around.
You need to control âem or Iâll lose it.
But I made you a drawing.
Shut the fuck up, kid.
Thatâs stupid.
Now Imma get my truck.
Imma load all my boys in back.
Imma find out where you live
and break all your toys in half.
And I know it ainât your birthday,
but when nobodyâs lookinâ
Imma give you a little present.
An ass-whoopinâ!!
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your kids.
Please I wanna whip your kids.
I whip your kids.
Please
I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
I never ever thought Iâd say a kid deserved
to get hit but itâs obvious time-out
ainât working for shit!
Yeah, Iâve seen your parenting style.
It ainât all that.
You gotta hit the little brat with a whiffle ball bat.
âCause this is obviously more than
just a youthful rebellion.
You gotta belt the little hellions
with a belt when theyâre yellinâ
Cause you donât want me to do it cause
Iâll paint their little brains all over
the wall when I spank âem with a chainsaw.
And why are they acting wild and loose?
If they deserve the ass-whoopinâ,
it ainât child abuse.
When Iâm tryinâ to buy groceries,
and theyâre muckinâ up my style.
Theyâre like drunkinâ little midgets
runninâ up and down the aisle.
Touching everything in sight,
and geez for Christâs sake
I think one of âem just stuck
his little penis in my cake.
And now Imma have to put it back
and get a new one. And it bugs me.
But mommy says Iâm beautiful.
Shut the fuck up kid youâre ugly!
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your kids.
Please I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your kids.
I whip your kids.
Please
I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I canât stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut âem up!
Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
Please may I whip your kids.
Whip your kids.
I gotta whip!
I gotta whip!
Get em out of the way.
Please may I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your kids.
Please I wanna whip your kids.
Please let me whip your kids.
I whip your kids.
Please
I whip your kids.
I wanna whip your kids.
Oh, come on people, itâs a joke.
We would never hit anyoneâs kid, come on!
I love kids!
Come here and give me a hug you little rugrats!
Hey, what, what the, what?
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