I fell in a vat of chocolate
I fell in a vat of chocolate
What'd you do when you fell in the chocolate?
Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day
Well, I fell in a vat of chocolate
I just fell in a vat of chocolate...
Wait a minute, wait a minute
You just said you fell in the vat of chocolate
I know, I just fell right in this vat of chocolate
I know, and I asked you a question
I said, What did you do when you fell in the chocolate?
I swam a lot, there's uh
There's uh thirty-foot vat
It was just full of chocolate
Thirty foot across?
No, deep, was thirty feet deep
Full of chocolate
And I fell right into it
And I, I uh
Well what'd ya, what happened?
What did you do after you fell in?
Well, I uh, …
I even hate to think about it because it was, uh it was a
No, I'm serious
Terrible experience
What did you do?
What did you do to get out?
I was just uh walkin' down this, uh
Down by my house there, and there's uh
There was this, uh, vat of chocolate over …
No, no, what did you do?
There had to
First of all,
there had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate
Well, I, uh, used to kind of balance on that rail
I used to walk on that rail
And someone evidently put something slippery on there
‘Cause I fell right in there
Okay, then what happened, Tom?
What did you do after you fell? Did…
Well, I, I … yelled fire, uh
I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate
I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate
Tom, why'd you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate?
Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day
Well…
Now I want you to think about it, Tom
It must have been a very traumatic experience
Oh, it's just a horrible experience
I had chocolate all over me
I was swimming around like that, yelling fire
Well, what possessed you to yell fire
when you fell into this vat of liquid chocolate?
Well, I
There was no fire
You were in the chocolate and you yelled fire
That's pretty, uh, ridiculous if you ask me
It certainly is, uh, when I …
I just yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate
No, Tom, why'd you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate?
Well, I yelled fire because no one
would save me if I yelled, CHOCOLATE!
Haha, no one would save me if I yelled, chocolate, haha
Lolly doo-dum, lolly doo-dum-day-ay-ay

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